mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years
My grandma calls me Shaliah. My name is Calli…
Only child, single parent. Called by the dogs name, or any other name in the house. Almost daily.